tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8446351548038522890.post2973774271048635835..comments2024-03-28T16:15:19.319-04:00Comments on Saideman's Semi-Spew: Speed Vs. Armor, Academic StyleSteve Saidemanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09881915512311951902noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8446351548038522890.post-90702590876723868222015-06-05T12:23:07.292-04:002015-06-05T12:23:07.292-04:00I don't want to diminish the comments made by ...I don't want to diminish the comments made by others, but this might be the best comment the Spew has ever received.Steve Saidemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09881915512311951902noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8446351548038522890.post-79441938449246660932015-06-05T10:18:25.954-04:002015-06-05T10:18:25.954-04:00In the case of modern warfare, go with armor. Targ...In the case of modern warfare, go with armor. Targeting systems are too good and you'll inevitably take hits.<br /><br />In the case of the classroom, speed. School shooters are notorious poor shots.<br />You could split the difference and go with an armored podium, from which you can exchange fire with <br />1)hostile students<br />2)other students from other classes<br />3) Chuck Norris wannabes trying to shoot the hostile students<br />4)police officers who are trying to shoot your black unarmed students because they think all blacks are a threat<br />5)angry armed moms who are shooting at you or other students because their obnoxious daughter got a F because she fell asleep in class<br />6)University sports fans from other schools. Usually this only happens in the Bay Area, but...<br />I think I've covered all the possibilities. agentXnoreply@blogger.com