Academic Humor Pre-empted

I was tempted to do an academy awards for academia, but this guy got there first.

Samples:

• Best Performance by a Job Applicant Swallowing Bitterness at Being Judged by People Who Wouldn't Make the Cut Now
• Best Soliloquy at a Faculty Meeting (20 minute minimum)
• Most Moving Invocation of Lost Golden Age (20 minute minimum)
• Best Performance by a President Explaining a Tuition Increase

Suggestions?

and of course, he is not the only one:  PhdComics.com: