Who You Gonna Call?

For good advice?  Not Whoopi Goldberg.  Jezebel (which I think was largely wrong about the Daily Show) has a top fifteen list. 

So far, she has defended:

• 8 year old girls doing Single Ladies--one can see possibly taking this position
• Jesse James, who cheated on America's sweetheart Sandra Bullock--not defensible.
• Harry Reid using Negro.  Whatever.
• Tiger Woods.  Sure, boy's got to play?
• Roman Polanski.  Statutory rape is ok if it is in the past and done by an artiste.
• moon landing deniers.  This is where she clearly jumped the shark.
• Michael Phelps for smoking pot.  Sure, she seems to be high, so that should be ok.
• Wesley Snipes as the IRS was unreasonably agitated for his five years of tax evasion.
• Michael Vick who was utterly contemptible and now merely stupid.

 I guess there is a consistency here--that lots of folks are victims and she sides with them, no matter how awful they might be.  I wonder what her take is on serial killers. 

I guess if people listen to Dick Cheney and Glenn Beck, then they can watch Whoopi as well.  She used to be intentionally funny, but now she is unintentionally funny.  Not a good move.