Why Kansas City Royals Are a Lousy Team

Because they let Darth Vader throw out the first pitch at their minor league team's Star Wars day.
More importantly, we can learn two things from this event.
First, we can all get along:

Here, we have a Stormtrooper proposing to a Naval Officer.  If these kids can put service rivalry aside for love, we should all be able to work together.















Second, in the next photo, we discover that UnderArmor (my favorite sports gear company) helps equip the Empire.

The symbol on the Stormtrooper's head gear gives away Underarmor's double dealing.  I do not know how I feel about wearing the same heatgear and coldgear as the minions of the Emperor.