Where is a Cult of Personality When You Need One?

Exactly a year ago, I discovered that I had a cult of personality.  Alas, no such cult exists in the frozen wastelands of Ottawa.  As a narcissist, nothing could please me more than to have such a cult.  But with the end of teaching 600 impressionable students at a time, my cult was doomed. 

I did ponder this cult and this post last year so I will not get deep into it this year.  I just wanted to mark the anniversary of the day that the cult broke its first rule--do not talk about fight club the cult.

Of course, there was other evidence that such a cult existed:








Anyhow, I just want to know where I can get a t-shirt or other merch.