Distraction Sauce as Main Course?

Lots of squirrel stuff in my life lately, especially with the holidays spent trying to survive the hordes outside my mother-in-law's place.  So, I come home to find that my alma mater decided to supplement its obscure mascot, the Yeoman (and Yeo-variations: women, babes [the ultimate team briefly], and so on) with what?  This:

Yes, the white squirrel.  I guess the athletic department needed some distraction sauce to keep people's minds off of the Yeo-teams.  Yuck.  I would prefer a Banana Slug, Pelicans or Ducks.  This squirrel is nasty.  Count me out of any Obie apparel with this demonic vermin on it.