Which, of course, led to the some semi-wild speculations:
- Is Donald Trump actually an underwear gnome? That his first step is making outlandish claims and his goal is world domination, but how he gets there, he does not know?
- That Donald Trump is actually a tool, perhaps even a robot, of the underwear gnomes? It would explain much since his programming kind of sucks (see transcripts of his WashPo, NYT interviews).
- That Trump is neither gnome nor tool of gnomes, but considers South Park to be the best source of strategy? This would explain his constant use of the Chewbacca Defense.
To be clear, if Trump does not do these things, it probably means that he is, indeed, a robot created by the Underwear Gnomes. Yep, it is time to remain ever vigilant about one's underwear.
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