Or is it Loogle (Hot Tub Time Machine reference)? Having blitzed my brain working through the US taxes, and inspired by a friend's facebook reference, I see that typing "am I j" into google gets the following responses:
People want to know if they are Jewish or Jesus? Well, they could be both, I suppose, but that is interesting--that people suspect that they might be Jewish and look to the internet for clarity. Seems like many google inquiries focus on whether celebrity x is Jewish or whether oneself is. Not much concern about being a Muslim? Mermaid, yes. Mesomorph, yes. Minority, yes. But not so much concern about being a Muslim. "Am I c?" does not bring up Catholic or Christian, but crazy and cute, contagious and codependent, cool and cursed.
Ok, one more
Verrrrry interesting. Am I a vampire? Good thing the internet is around to help people out with that. Attractive or annoying? Sociopath? If the answer is yes, would one care? Getting a political identity from the web (dem or rep)? Guess that they didn't learn that in poli sci 101.
I can do this all day. But the grocery stores are closed here tomorrow, so I need to get some milk.
Anyhow, that is your tax-form-induced craziness for the day. Check back tomorrow after I do the Canadian and Quebec taxes, which will make me angry more than crazy.
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