I first got into using Comic Sans while in the Pentagon. Now it is kicking butt and taking names:
Listen up. I know the shit you've been saying behind my back. You think I'm stupid. You think I'm immature. You think I'm a malformed, pathetic excuse for a font. Well think again, nerdhole, because I'm Comic Sans, and I'm the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes @#$Gutenberg.