Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Revolution 3: This Time It Is On

The Revolutionary War: Americans Win
The War of 1812: The British Win (Burning DC more than compensates for the Battle of New Orleans which occurred after the peace treaty.

The Rubber Match: The World Cup: England vs the US.  All that Special Relationship stuff over the past 100 years is out the window.  Just check out the war of words between Embassies.
Incidentally, you should know that the Ambassador takes his steak like American soccer victories - somewhat rare.
If there was only some sort of British food that one liked to eat so we could rename it, like French Fries, or burn it....  Alas, beer does not burn well, and there are no foods native to England that anyone eats anywhere else, except due to self-hatred.

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